Laura’s Bureau


Flying ant funeral
July 24, 2008, 11:57 am
Filed under: dead flying ants not aunts, fly funeral, fried chicken, laura, the bureau

As Alan Johnson calls for a national movement on obesity and David Cameron is ‘pretty hacked off’ by the theft of his bicycle, Laura’s bureau is not asking the obvious questions (ex-laxed or choreographed; will Dave get his bike back?). Instead, the question that the bureau can’t keep under its lid is where all the corpses of the dead flying ants have gone now that flying ant day is over. Laura’s bureau is a thought leader in the funerals of insects and will soon be filling up with Fly Funeral, Laura’s in-progress novel about fried chicken, London’s -hams and cream fingers.



Laura’s bureau is a bit quiet
July 22, 2008, 4:21 pm
Filed under: the bureau

Maybe it is the residue of the carpet glue.



Laura’s bureau is at home
July 21, 2008, 3:24 pm
Filed under: fly funeral, the bureau

Laura’s bureau has found a new home. After years of neglect and carpet-based abuse, the bureau was bought by a little gnome. He left it out one Saturday morning on the Golborne Road, where it found one loving new owner with a new study and a novel to write…